"Ho! Ho! Ho! (who'd Be A Turkey At Christmas)" adalah lagu Natal yang dibawakan oleh penyanyi legendaris Elton John. Lagu ini memiliki lirik yang ceria dan humoris, bercerita tentang pengalaman seorang pria yang merayakan malam Natal dengan sedikit terlalu banyak brendi. Ketika efek alkohol mulai terasa, pria tersebut mulai mendengar suara-suara aneh dan melihat hal-hal yang tidak masuk akal, membuatnya bertanya-tanya apakah dia mabuk atau hanya halusinasi.
Ho! Ho! Ho! (who'd Be A Turkey At Christmas) Lyrics
Elton John
Sitting here on Christmas Eve with a brandy in my hand
Oh I've had a few too many and it's getting hard to stand
I keep hearing noises from my fireplace
I must be going crazy or the brandy's won the race
And I keep hearing ho ho ho, guess who's here
Your fat and jolly friend draws near
Ho ho ho, surprise, surprise
The bearded weirdy's just arrived
Ho ho ho, guess who's here
Your fat and jolly friend draws near
Ho ho ho, surprise surprise
The bearded wierdy's just arrived
On my roof there's snorting sounds, and bells inside my head
My vision's blurred with colour, and all he sees is red
There's a pair of large sized wellies coming down my flue
And the smell of burning rubber, oh is filling up the room
Oh I've had a few too many and it's getting hard to stand
I keep hearing noises from my fireplace
I must be going crazy or the brandy's won the race
And I keep hearing ho ho ho, guess who's here
Your fat and jolly friend draws near
Ho ho ho, surprise, surprise
The bearded weirdy's just arrived
Ho ho ho, guess who's here
Your fat and jolly friend draws near
Ho ho ho, surprise surprise
The bearded wierdy's just arrived
On my roof there's snorting sounds, and bells inside my head
My vision's blurred with colour, and all he sees is red
There's a pair of large sized wellies coming down my flue
And the smell of burning rubber, oh is filling up the room