"The Chrome Shoppe (Interlude)" adalah sebuah lagu yang dibawakan oleh Janelle Monae. Lagu ini adalah sebuah interlude yang mempromosikan acara "cyber freak festival" yang akan diselenggarakan oleh Electrified Betas. DJ Crash Crash tampil sebagai narator di lagu ini, memberikan informasi tentang acara dan peraturan yang berlaku. Selain itu, ia juga memperkenalkan Melanie 45221 dan Asada 8550, dua anggota Electrified Betas yang akan bergabung dengan mereka di acara tersebut.
The Chrome Shoppe (Interlude) Lyrics
Janelle Monae
Good morning, midnight. This is DJ Crash Crash, and I'm here at the Dark Park Metal Shoppe getting my chrome polished. Y'all here know why we're getting our chrome right?
(Cause it won't shine by itself.)
It won't shine by itself, right, it won't shine by itself is right. Well tonight, we've got the Electrified Betas throwing an end-of-the-world cyber freak festival. Some fun [?] sucks for y'all to do. Don't let it break you now. Lookie here, we got the sisters looking good, shining bright, telling you all about it.
Yeah, this is Melanie 45221
And Asada 8550
With the new, new chapter of the Electrified Betas! We will be at the youth auditorium tonight, along with DJ Crash Crash, and the Wondaland Jam Authority.
Female alpha platinums are in for free. Clones and humans welcome after midnight.
We're gonna have a bouncing electro-booty contest, an atomic kissing contest and much, much more!
No bounty hunters allowed. Bring your punk ass up here looking for Cyndi Mayweather, and you might get hurt!
Woo! That's right, sisters. Power up, power up! Now take us to our next song.
This is Cindy's newest jam, "Dance Apocalyptic", here at 105.5 WDRD.
(Cause it won't shine by itself.)
It won't shine by itself, right, it won't shine by itself is right. Well tonight, we've got the Electrified Betas throwing an end-of-the-world cyber freak festival. Some fun [?] sucks for y'all to do. Don't let it break you now. Lookie here, we got the sisters looking good, shining bright, telling you all about it.
Yeah, this is Melanie 45221
And Asada 8550
With the new, new chapter of the Electrified Betas! We will be at the youth auditorium tonight, along with DJ Crash Crash, and the Wondaland Jam Authority.
Female alpha platinums are in for free. Clones and humans welcome after midnight.
We're gonna have a bouncing electro-booty contest, an atomic kissing contest and much, much more!
No bounty hunters allowed. Bring your punk ass up here looking for Cyndi Mayweather, and you might get hurt!
Woo! That's right, sisters. Power up, power up! Now take us to our next song.
This is Cindy's newest jam, "Dance Apocalyptic", here at 105.5 WDRD.