"Skit #1" adalah lagu yang dibawakan oleh Kanye West, di mana dia mengusulkan pembentukan persaudaraan baru yang disebut "Broke Phi Broke". Liriknya dengan jenaka menyoroti kemiskinan dan kesulitan yang mereka hadapi, seperti berbagi pakaian dan tidak memiliki kendaraan. Melalui lirik yang menghibur ini, Kanye West menyoroti perjuangan finansial dan dampaknya pada kehidupan sehari-hari.
Skit #1 Lyrics
Kanye West
I brought you brothers here to start our own fraternity
Broke Phi Broke, we ain't got it.
Broke Phi Broke (we ain't got it)
No, we have no money
We are sharin' jeans.
If I go outside, I got the only clothing on.
How many cars do we own? (None!)
How many cars do we own? (None, sir!)
Should we let our woman go and be with the cat in the car?
Yes, we will.
Why? Because we can't afford gas. Say it with me!
(We can't afford no gas!)
Say it!
(We can't afford no gas!)
So we ain't drivin'!
Broke Phi Broke, we ain't got it.
Broke Phi Broke (we ain't got it)
No, we have no money
We are sharin' jeans.
If I go outside, I got the only clothing on.
How many cars do we own? (None!)
How many cars do we own? (None, sir!)
Should we let our woman go and be with the cat in the car?
Yes, we will.
Why? Because we can't afford gas. Say it with me!
(We can't afford no gas!)
Say it!
(We can't afford no gas!)
So we ain't drivin'!