Denver, Denver, I'm from Denver
Denver, Denver, I'm from Denver
Denver, Denver, I'm from Denver
Denver, Denver, I'm from Denver

Have you heard, the bird's not the word, it's Denver
High average income, roll like big spenders
Affordable housing, good money lenders
Low obesity, no need for suspenders
300 days of sunshine! Check your calendar
Denver, Denver, I'm from Denver

Freedom of speech here, no censure
But don't dis the city, or the Thunderdome you enter
Talk shit about her, trust that I'll defend her
Attack Denver, your weapons we render (useless)
Chug Coors, tip the bartender
Denver, Denver, I'm from Denver

Address unknown, return to Denver
Only go to gay pride, when I'm on the bender
Ain't like Texas women, don't have to guess the gender
Rocky Mountain oysters, I'll eat it if it's tender
You'd eat bulls balls too if you had human balls, Wendell
Denver, Denver, fuck you Wendell

Girls are hot, transfat, or transgender
If your daughter's bad at school they're gonna suspend her
Preppin' d-town at (pueblo?), pretender
We got the Rocky Mountains in all their splendor
But not Rocky 'cause we are a contender
Denver, Denver, I'm from Denver

Well, Atlanta's where the players play, but they live in Denver
Rather drive stoned, avoid a fender-bender
Wanna marry Holly, but obsessed with Kendra
Went to war with Texas, they surrendered
What's more, all that stuff about us eating Texan babies is
Folklore, we do drink their blood though
Seriously, fuck a bunch of Texans-er
Denver, Denver, I'm from Denver

I grabbed your ass 'cause it was looking tender
Don't send me to jail, I'm a first time offender
Go ahead, assign a public defender
'Cause their lawyers
Are the fucking bomb, y'all!
Hella dope-ass legal representation. Huah!

Legal eagles and legal beagles, y'all
Don't forget what you heard
Go forth and spread the word, y'all
Denver, Colorado (rado, rado)
303, dopest lawyers in the country y'all
One time for (J-Cat?) Miller
Tellin' all y'all to check it
You know how those Colorado lawyers do, hwah!
They always gotta backup their drinks, man
What?
'Cause they just passed the bar, yooooo-


TJ, god dammit, you rhymed tender with Denver like six times.
More like three.
That's still a lot.
That's true.

Denver, Denver, I'm from Denver